Music and lyrics by Karlan Judd
Book and lyrics by Bill Crowe
Hanks Lower Alabama's roving high school secretary-turned-private investigator, Helen Waite, is on the prowl. Her goal - to search out who, who WHO could commit such a
heinous crime of lust against the purity of the perky - but slightly slutty - young B-Team
Cheerleader. Could it be her stud of a husband, Bobby? Or her daughter Tammy's
dim-witted football player boyfriend Bobby Tew? Perhaps it was her best friend and
Hank's only known lesbian, Linda Van Dyke? All three are hornier than a toad in Texas.
Helen stakes out the three suspects all the while keeping a watchful eye on her eldest slut of a daughter, Anita. Poor, poor, POOR Anita has lost her way and become a woman/girl of ill repute - what's a mother to do?
Follow Helen. Join her on the search for veracity. Helen, Helen, Hel---en Waite. The Silly Sodom. The Gauche Gamora...The Case of the B-Team Cheerleader!
Reviews of The Case of the B-Team Cheerleader:
“Karlan Judd’s familiar sounding musical numbers are snappy, even toe-tapping at times”(Dave DePino for Back Stage West).
“Judd’s country-style music is lively and energetic, at times reminiscent of Carol Hall's score for Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
(Les Spindle for Frontiers Magazine).